kat--writes

Degrassi was so chaotic lol they would just have students graduate on a random mid season episode and then the next week was supposed to be a whole summer later, and they’d randomly drop main characters and put new ones in the opening title, or keep main characters in the title that don’t even show their face on screen for 15 episodes straight lol like what was this show I can’t keep anyone straight 

foxthebeekeeper

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

droct0

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

kitbulls

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bitchwhoyoukiddin

I feel this is an appropriate post to retell the time my dad got free bees (found an extra thrown swarm) but didn’t have any equipment to transport them, so he just grabbed the queen in a pint jar, let the other swarm into his Ford Escort, and drove down the highway to home with a swarm of bees loose in the car.

I would honestly die of delight to find someone who watched my dad (~72 white guy) driving down a major Illinois highway with a swarm of bees loose in the car just chillin.

I’m sorry, he’s just like that.

jenifer-likes-pictures

Imagine getting pulled over by the cops and just turning to the bees like Sic em gang

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

Listen. I studied bees for months and worked on designing some of our campus hives, I’m super comfortable around bees because I know how chill they usually are aND YET I AM STILL LOSING MY SHIT OVER THE THOUGHT OF THAT DAD JUST????? CHILLIN??? DRIVING DOWN A FRICKN HIGHWAY WITH A SWARM OF BEES?????? LOSE?!?!? IN!?!?! HIS!!?!?!? CAR?????!!!?!??!

bitchwhoyoukiddin

For reference, hereโ€™s an example of the car he was driving:

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prismatic-bell

Okay but I looked up “Queen bee piping” and apparently this sounds something like a duck playing a kazoo, and I am DELIGHTED.

eleshka-still

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Rest In Peace beautiful angel ๐Ÿ’”

writerandplanter

Me: *jogging through the woods listening to a true crime podcast*

Podcast: so this murderer would jump out from the woods and drag his victims away

Me: *jogging slightly faster*

ohtheembarrassment

im sorry are the first and last not the same? who is the gay man in the middle?

dontyouhearmehowling

this girl will just say things and my heart will immediately spin around and run a whole fucking race. what the fuck. what the actual fuck.

cwote

Sometimes you need to be selfish and make yourself and your happiness a priority. This may require you to cut out some things in your life, but be strong because your happiness is worth it.

sabrmylove

May the next few months be a period of beautiful transformation

A.